Sunday, May 22, 2011

Am I suddenly covered in honey or is it vulnerability?

So this weekend has been a fun one, The Rapture didn't happen according to Harold Camping's "prediction" and    
I am apparently covered in honey because ever since last night when I invited a good friend of mine to hang out and watch movies (and we ended up cuddling and flirting, it was fun) it's been like every other guy around me can smell him or something.

What the eff is going on??

I've heard that women have the ability to sense if another woman has been with their man because of the wonder of pheraomones but do guys have the same ability? It sure seems that way, at least it did today. Earlier at work a regular that hasn't been in lately or at least not when I was working came through and he asked me to add him on Facebook, not sure if that will be happening. I have been blatantly hit on by a coworker/friend and he has a girlfriend so that's sufficiently awkward at best sometimes. Also a classmate from high school sent me a random message on Facebook asking me if I was seeing anyone  these days and if I wanted to hang out...I 'm taking him up on his offer though because we may be going to an art museum that I haven't been to in awhile and to go for coffee, harmless right? Let's hope so.

6 comments:

  1. Ah technology, brings out the best of the creepers...

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  2. lol well one of the guys I see at work every few weeks or so (I haven't added him), the other is an old friend from school. Then there's the friend at work that keeps suggesting we "hook up" while his girlfriend is away. I have some problems with that morally.

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  3. Are you kidding? Us guys are clueless. We can't smell anything unless it's been curled up in the corner of the room stinking for days! And I'm sure you don't stink like that, so ergo . . . something or other. You know what I mean.

    And see, I told you I would stop lurking and post a comment finally. :)

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  4. I think most are not saying the obvious, Facebook is the biggest booty call mass-accepted site in the history or booty or calls. Reason number 4,210 why I don't join, the ladies would come out of the wood work!

    Great post.

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  5. David- haha thank you. I don't know what it is but it was certainly something. A couple weeks ago I was invisible to the opposite sex except for the nimrods I work with and the old and creeper customers I see on a daily basis.
    connected- I thought Myspace was the new booty call? I didn't add him anyways..the next time I see him I'm going to him that I forgot and that I'll get to it later. I'm so mean. But my friend from school that contacted me from school is cool and we've been hanging out lately.

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