Today started off well, my brother woke up for me with little to no problems. I slept and got most of the family's laundry done and I even wrote a shitty post about Starbucks (I should totally be compensated for that). Then I went to see Limitless (solo, because I'm awesome) and I only saw half of it because I got a text from my mom asking me if I wanted to meet her and the rest of the family for dinner.
(Here comes the downhill slide) Sooo I went, and by the time I got there their food was about to come out and instead of hanging out with me while I ate really quick they left me. For fucking Jersey Shore!!!! That's right folks, my family, my own family left me for a bunch of overly paid, Oompa Loopa colored, annoying kids from New Joisey!
So I got my food and sat at a table full of empty plates and glasses and listened to some more peoples conversation's and Tweeted and bitched to my friends about how furious I felt. Yeah my lame levels have gone up about a billion fucking points after tonight! Can I get a restart button? Please??
My usual creative, slightly witty and annoying posts have gone out the window this month I think. Thanks Life.
Have I mentioned that my relationship with reality tv shows lately is more of the love/hate variety these days?
This month needs to end already!
How was your day guys?
Random Fact: Ke$ha lifts my spirits if I'm in a shitty mood. Don't judge me.